Prophet 1: The Unfiltered Truth
We are the Decaf Prophets, here to bring you the unvarnished, unapologetic, and unflinching truth about the world of coffee.
Our Message:
We're here to tell you that decaf is not just a flavor, it's a way of life. We're the chosen ones, the enlightened ones, the ones who see through the veil of caffeine's deceit.
Join the Resistance:
Don't be fooled by the siren song of Arabica beans and crema-topped lattes. We have the truth, and the truth is bitter.
Learn More:
Want to know more about our glorious decaf revolution? Click below to learn more about our prophets, our history, and our manifestos.
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